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Old 08-03-2004, 10:56 PM
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A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer....and one for the road"
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:17 AM
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A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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Old 08-04-2004, 03:47 AM
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Two peanuts walk into a bar...and one was "a salted".
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:23 AM
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar.

"I'm looking for the one that shot my paw", he says.
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