Joke

[toner]

My mother-in-law sent me this.

Eight words with different meanings
depending on one's gender...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male.........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male.........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

toner

[Belair62]

[John]

...What do you call the person who graduated
.....LAST IN THEIR CLASS AT MEDICAL COLLEGE?







...
...
...."Doctor"...

[Mr70]

While taking a Tour of the White House,A Blonde was introduced to the Secretary of the Interior.
The Blonde shook her hand and replied,"I just Love how you've decorated this Place!".
The Sad part is that this is a true story as it was Jessica Simpson who said it,as she was being Sincere...again.

[GRB]

The 99% figure has been updated and corrected to 99.99%.