Al shows up to work one hour late. His boss is standing in his office doorway. "I told you the next time you show up late - you're fired. Now get the hell out of here!"
Al leaves his business, no longer employed, gets in his car and drives home. On the way a guy runs a STOP sign and T-Bones Al's car which is now totally destroyed. Standing on the sidewalk waiting for a taxi he asks himself: "can this day get any worse?"
The taxi drops him off at his house. He enters and hears noises coming from the upstairs bedroom: sex noises. He rushes up the stairs, throws open the bedroom door and sees his wife in bed with his best friend.
He screams "GET OUT you whore, you slut!" "Get out of this house RIGHT NOW!" The wife grabs the top sheet, wraps herself up and fleeing the bedroom and leaves the house. Al turns to his best friend . . .
"Bad Dog! . . . Bad Dog!"
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10-14-2020, 10:59 PM
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