joke

[Lee Stewart]

[Big Block Bill]

A Guy goes to the Dentist to get a tooth pulled. The Dentist tells him to sit in the chair and gets the needle to give him Novocaine and he says: "No needles Doc, I don't do needles". so the Dentist gets the gas mask and he says: "No Doc I can't do mask's, I'm claustrophobic and I'll pass out" So the Dentist says: "Here take this Viagra" The Guy says: "I didn't know Viagra is used in Dentistry"? The Dentist says: "It's not, but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!

[earntaz]

Humor for seniors ~~~

Late one night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe
you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember
that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped
cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice
cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'