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03-24-2018, 05:23 PM
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A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He quietly asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" Everyone in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and whispered with a quiet laugh, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I’ll bet you felt embarrassed, right?" The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" Everyone in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her, "I study law and I know how to screw people." 
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