joke

[earntaz]

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

[Keith Seymore]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: earntaz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, &quot;I got a flat tahr.&quot;

The passerby asked, &quot;But what's with the flowers?&quot;

The man responded, &quot;When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.&quot;
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That's a good one.

My dad was from SE Missouri, so he would put &quot;tars&quot; on the car but &quot;tire&quot; on the roadway. Never made sense to me either.

I remember when my son asked me: &quot;Daddy, why does Papaw say 'thank ya'?&quot;

The standard telephone greeting was &quot;Haaar YUUU?!&quot; to which the correct reply was &quot;...Ahm FAAHHNN!&quot;

K