joke

[427TJ]

A Drug Enforcement Administration offcier stops at a local ranch.

He talks with the old rancher and tells him, " I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs".
The rancher says, "All right, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer explodes saying, "Listen here, I have the authority of the federal government right here!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket the DEA agent pulls out his government badge and holds it in the rancher's face.
"See this f***ing badge? This f***ing badge means I am allowed to go on any land at any time without your permission or anyone else's! If I want to go in that field over there I will! Now have I made myself clear?"

The rancher nods and goes about his chores.

A short time later the old rancher hears loud yelling, looks up, and sees the DEA officer running full-speed in front of the farmer's angry bull.
With every step the officer takes the bull gains two.
Seconds before the bull catches up to the DEA officer the rancher drops his tools and stands up and yells:

"Your badge! Show him your f***ing badge!"