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10-14-2020, 03:50 AM
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Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He
was sick of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station and started the car. Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery. 
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10-14-2020, 10:59 PM
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Al shows up to work one hour late. His boss is standing in his office doorway. "I told you the next time you show up late - you're fired. Now get the hell out of here!"
Al leaves his business, no longer employed, gets in his car and drives home. On the way a guy runs a STOP sign and T-Bones Al's car which is now totally destroyed. Standing on the sidewalk waiting for a taxi he asks himself: "can this day get any worse?" The taxi drops him off at his house. He enters and hears noises coming from the upstairs bedroom: sex noises. He rushes up the stairs, throws open the bedroom door and sees his wife in bed with his best friend. He screams "GET OUT you whore, you slut!" "Get out of this house RIGHT NOW!" The wife grabs the top sheet, wraps herself up and fleeing the bedroom and leaves the house. Al turns to his best friend . . . "Bad Dog! . . . Bad Dog!"
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10-31-2020, 06:20 PM
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I saw that as you can’t be hunter Biden for Halloween!
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69 camaro Z-28 burnished brown X-77 bought 1978 70 camaro Z28 forest green M40 black vinyl roof PROJECT 99 camaro SS Hugger Orange 6speed no t-tops 1 of 54 11 cts-v black diamond edition wagon 556hp GONE 15 camaro Z/28 white AC brand new
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11-04-2020, 02:47 AM
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11-07-2020, 04:03 PM
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11-10-2020, 12:39 AM
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11-14-2020, 05:48 PM
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11-15-2020, 12:56 PM
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You've never lived until you've almost died -- for those who fight for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know!
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11-15-2020, 03:50 PM
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