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[Dusk Blue Z]

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Granddaughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus!
While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Will write again soon.
Love, Grandma

[Lynn]

I always try to be patient with elderly drivers, knowing that I am headed in that direction faster than I want to admit.

My mom will by 91 this month. We finally took her keys away a week and a half ago.

She is taking it pretty well. No joke here. Sorry to crap on this thread. It is one of my favorites.

[Burd]

I guess the joke is they were still driving around, my mom backed into my house, the neighbors car, then got into it with a cop. Then it was gone. At 85. Lol

[lbnaz]

not a joke but good video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-U7...ature=youtu.be

[Lee Stewart]

[Lee Stewart]

[Mr70]

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Originally Posted by mr70

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so true........

[Mulsanne Blue]

I teach, and I often use the "Joy to have in class" comment on grade reports that go home to parents. Most of my students are great, but I still bet there are plenty of parents rolling their eyes when they read it.

[Burd]

Lol