Dedicated to the Promotion and Preservation of American Muscle Cars, Dealer built Supercars and COPO cars. |
|
|
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
|
<span style="font-style: italic">The ocean is a desert with it's life underground.</span>
|
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
Horse with no name......America
BIG |
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
|
It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" "Marlin" |
|
#4
|
|||
|
|||
|
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 68l30</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It was April the Forty-first, being a quadruple leap year;
I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station; they said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal?" "Marlin" </div></div> This is the seal joke the way I first heard it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSi-yCV-gQ4
__________________
Don't believe everything you read on the internet ... Ben Franklin |
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
|
One of my favorites..Wet Dream by Kip Addotta.
|
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
|
Ding...!
|
|
#7
|
||||
|
||||
|
tie em up with barbed wire
and push them down the stairs and i'll whittle you a pistol for reepin' nightmares off the blinds those sunsabitches always seem to sneak up from behind syphom all the gas from your daddys pickup truck fill up jonnys t bird i got a couple bucks
__________________
|
|
#8
|
|||
|
|||
|
Wrong side of the road?
__________________
You've never lived until you've almost died -- for those who fight for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know! |
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
|
We have a winner! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif[/img]
__________________
|
|
#10
|
|||
|
|||
|
Now don't tune me out, I know what you're a-thinkin',
'n I ain't gonna bug ya with no Hot Rod Lincoln. No, that was a long time ago, by my grandad back in nineteen six-oh. But now it's a-nineteen'n'ninety seven, we raced our jets next door to heaven, So if you're ready I'll start at the top, once I get a-goin' I won't wanna stop.
__________________
You've never lived until you've almost died -- for those who fight for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know! |
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|