Laptop computer desk for steering wheel!

[njsteve]

Of course, as an attorney I'm just waiting with baited breath for the first lawsuit by some dummy who amputates the lower half of his or her body when they get into a front end collision while "improperly" using that thing.

I can see the late night TV lawyer commercials now:

"HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED BY THE RONCO PORTABLE COMPUTER DESK?

CALL THE LAWYERS AT BENDHA, MOE, VER, AND REEMUM.

WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. WE WILL GET YOU THE SETTLEMENT YOU DESERVE!"

And the obligatory testimonial by a satisfied customer:

"Ronco should have warned me that I could have disemboweled myself - the instructions didn't say that was possible, so therefore it wasn't my fault. The lawyers at Bendha, Moe, Ver, and Reemum got me and my lower half, equal cash settlements. Thanks guys!"