Little Johnny in History class ...

[SSJunkie68-69]

here's a funny one that I got this morning....

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.
Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her: 'Every day after your shower, I want you to rub your chest and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'


She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She
grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning, she was running late, got on
the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite
the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the
bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger
boobies.'
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, 'By any chance, are
you a patient of Dr. Smith's?'
'Why, yes I am... How did you know?'
He leaned closer, winked, and whispered, ' Hickory dickory dock...'