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WHICH ONE APPLIES


Guts or Balls? There is a distinction. We've all heard
about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and to
alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.