More "Dum" Blonde Jokes

[AnnieHartweg]

Blonde in Starbucks....

A blonde goes into a Starbucks and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize we offer is a free lunch.'

But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we don't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...


'W I N A B A G E L'