The Drunk (joke)

[Mr70]

Scene:a bar set in the mid 1970's.
They have a piano player there playing familiar love songs & show tunes,while announcing the titles/authors name to the crowd,all while sipping complimentary brandy from a snifter.As the night progresses,the piano player gets overserved and begins to go "BLUE" on the crowd.
The latenight audience begins to gasp at the shear obscenity & risque theme of some of the titles/lyrics he is playing.Lyrics that would make Redd Foxx blush.
Soon the piano player announces he has to take a bathroom break,and stumbles off into the mens room.The crowd is overcome with silence.
As he walks back out to the piano to announce he'll now take requests,a woman from the audience yells out,"Do you know your fly is open & your dripping all over yourself".
The piano player replies.."Know it..Lady I wrote it!".