The parrot

[John Brown]

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking
him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

"Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this
pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and tells me to pull off my shirt.
So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.
So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ".

So, here I am."