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Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
Aussie engineer - were working together when they come across a lantern . One of them rubbed it and a Genie popped out. "I will give each of you one wish," said the Genie. > > > > > > > > The Canadian said, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." > > > > > > > > POOOOFF! In the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. > > > > > > > > Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a high wall around Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious lands." > > > > > > > > POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. > > > > > > > > The Aussie engineer said, "I 'm curious. Tell me more about this wall." > > > > > > > > The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." > > > > > > > > The Aussie cracked open a beer, smiled and said, "My wish - fill it with water." ![]()
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