joke

[Billohio]

My dad heard this over the weekend and thought I would share.

Lady goes to a pet store and sees a beautiful parrott that was on sale. The shop owner goes over and asks if she needs help. The lady says, he is beautiful. The owner told her that he was rescued from a brothel and sometimes says things that he shouldnt. She thinks about it and for the price she decides she could tolerate some bad language.
She takes the bird home and the first days is fine. The next morning she comes in to greet the bird and he says theres the madam. She thinks well that isnt so bad. Later that day she walks in the room with her daughter and the bird screams, theres the madam with a girl. She laughs and goes on. Later that day her husband comes home and walks into see the bird. The bird got all excited and said hi Jerry!!