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Old 07-13-2016, 08:58 PM
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Buddy just sent me this one below...
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~ Pete

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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
&quot;Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;No,&quot; said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her
blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, &quot;Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;Uh... no, I haven't,&quot; he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer, panties...and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
&quot;Now,&quot; she said, &quot;have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;No way!&quot; he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
&quot;Go look in the garage.&quot;

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