A joke a man can tell his wife

[whitetop]

My wife came up to me not long ago and asked if she could get a Boob Job, I looked at her and then thought for a minute, got up and walked in to the bathroom and grabbed a little toilet paper, I handed it to her and told her to just rub some toilet paper in between her boobs twice a day and in no time they will get bigger and bigger. So she rubs a little between her boobs and politely asks me why I think this will do anything to her boobs, I turned back and said “ It worked on your A** didn’t it”!