Bye Bye To The American V-8...

[StealthBird]

You see, if you think like a Liberal, or a global warming alarmist, having frost on your lawn in May is due to global warming. Record high temp in January? Global warming. Record low temp in January? Global warming. Too many tornadoes? Global warming. No tornadoes? Global warming. Ice caps melting? Global warming. Ice caps getting thicker? Global warming. Hurricane Katrina? Global warming. No hurricanes the following year? Global warming.

This new proclamation from King Barack is disturbing, because states are hurting for funding right now, and you know what's next. They will begin to target older cars to get them off the road, and all states will adopt California emmissions standards in order to get people go out and buy the new clean, fuel efficient cars.