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Old 01-01-2007, 05:36 AM
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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid $#!t and
act like an a$$#@le. So, He sent me."


HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN WHO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.
GOD BLESS YOU!!

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Old 01-01-2007, 06:29 AM
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Old 01-01-2007, 06:52 AM
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... The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid $#!t and
act like an a$$#@le. So, He sent me."

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Old 01-01-2007, 07:10 AM
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LOVE IT... our colleges have become breeding grounds for IDIOTS!
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James,

Let's be fair here. Liberal idiots !

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Old 01-01-2007, 07:26 AM
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True Steve True... .
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That was good!
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