The vicar and the frog

[Stitch]

This vicar was out driving one day when he ran over a small frog that was crossing the road.
Being a compassionate man he stopped the car and went back to see if there was anything he could do , he scooped the frog up off the road and could immediately see it was terribly injured and barely clinging to life . He vowed to take the poor frog home and do everything in his power to make him well again.
For three long months he nurtured the frog back to health bathing him in warm scented oils and feeding him milk from a pipette , he even gave up his own bed to the frog so he be as comfortable as possible and prayed for him every night and morning .
Eventually against all odds the frog made a full recovery and the vicar was so pleased he let him stay in his bed a little longer . One night while getting him ready for bed the frog said "will you read me a bedtime story ?" , pleased to see him so well the vicar read him a nice fairy tale after which the frog asked " will you tuck me in and give me a goodnight kiss ?" . After making sure he was all snug in his bed the vicar leant forward and kissed him on the cheek ... at that moment there was a bright flash and a big puff of smoke and when everything had cleared the vicar was amazed to see the frog had turned into a pretty young choir boy ...




...and there ends the case for the defence Your Honor.