More "Dum" Blonde Jokes

[AnnieHartweg]

Blonde in Starbucks....

A blonde goes into a Starbucks and notices there's
a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize we offer is a free lunch.'

But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome!

I've won a motorhome!'

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome
because we don't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motorhome!'

And she hands the ticket to the
manager and HE reads...


'W I N A B A G E L'

[Xplantdad]

LOL...them dumb blondes!

[John Brown]

'W I N A B A G E L'

That sounds like a motorhome to me....

but, I am blonde.

[Dog427435]

[b]This IS the quote of, maybe, the century!!!

'The Hero of Chappaquiddick' speaks.

Ted Kennedy on why he supports amnesty for those sneaking across the Rio Grande.

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[Dog427435]

This is for all you history buffs.

THE DAY IT ALL STARTED WAS March 6, 1836.

On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo. He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily toward them.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, "Jim, are we having some landscaping done today?"

[ANDY M]

I always thought that Ted Kennedy was quoted as saying "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it...".