Blonde Joke - a clean one!

[YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click the attachment!

[MrsBillyBobcat]

I posted that joke here last month

Here's another "clean" one:

The Blonde and the Snow Plow:

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her; "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart?"

[YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY]

Sorry! I don't read this section too much, and thought some humour was needed!

[MrsBillyBobcat]

No biggie! I agree with you about this place needing some humor

Here's another "clean" one (well, sorta)

Blonde Shampoo

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build , but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"

[Bill Pritchard]

Maybe these jokes should be posted in the Yenko Camaro thread - that could definitely use some humor

[SamLBInj]

I like that
Sam

[Belair62]

[Born30YrsLate]

OH MAN - I got shoulders from a blonde once, and let me tell you..............if you can find one that knows what shoulders is, she's a keeper..........

[55chevy]

Damn Rita.. you sure are tough on the blondes... could it be because you are Brunette?? Thats ok, All my EX's are Brunettes... they are my favorite .... wait a minute... Ex's.. hmmmm.. maybe I should try a blonde now...

[Pantera]

Ed Just try to find one that is not crazy this time. I have heard that a blind nimpho that owns a liquor store is a lot of fun!!!