[ronebee]

listen:

You gotta be careful with that story.

I have a sister in law who is an onacoligist (cancer doctor) who married a boy 15 years her junior,he is pretty and dumber than a bag of rocks. This is her second marriage (first guy was 8 years younger). She pulls in high $200k a year and this clown adds about 25K (maybe) to the purse and can't figure out how to clean his shorts. Get the picture?

This guy lays this "mayonnaise jar" wrap on her to why he isn't cleaning the house and mowing the lawn and how maybe she needs to slow down and smell the roses. My sister in law sends this dude to Vegas for a week every summer for a star trek convention with two costumes, no [censored], I can't make this up, and this little punk is telling her to slow down? So my sister in law sent this to her sister and me because maybe we are running "to hard" as well. What the?
I could tell you more but it makes me sick talkng about it.I'm not kidding, I actually have about two hours of material for a stand up act about my inlaws that I know I could probabley score a network spot about, its stuff you just couldn't make up, its actually scary and funny.

Listen, I agree with this whole thing, life is fast and taking time for things like friends and family are important, but remember to rip like a twister and run like there is no tommorrow. Life is short, make your mark.