OK...I've found "it."
What exactly is "it", you ask?
Only
<u>THE</u>
hardest-rockin'est, head-bangin'est,
heaviest of heavy metal masters to ever strap on a leather vest and rock you `till your ears bleed!
I'm not gonna say who it is, you're just gonna haf'ta listen for yourself.
So crank up the speakers and **** off the neighbors!
The MASTER of metal throwin' it DOWN!!!
Enjoy
Eric