I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the other driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
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