[SSJunkie68-69]

Here's one that does not cross the political line.....

Horse, a Chicken & a Harley


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom were best friends
and loved to play together.
One day as the two were playing the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail. The farmer had
gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of
rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's Harley,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
when the farmer returned he was none the wiser.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented forever: Best
Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon began to
sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment - then walked over and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab on to his unit and
then he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there's a moral!)

When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks!