ok these are all great, but seeing how this has gone on this long I will have to share this one, we went to high school with this poor kid with the last name of Dickwacker no bs, poor guy took allot of crap, ya'know how kids can be ruthless, he snapped a couple times at keggers though, poor sob, always wondered where he went.
I can still hear people yelling out "Hey Dickwacker!"