A couple are celebrating their 15 year wedding anniversary. They go out for a nice dinner and have drinks by a roaring fire. They go home and make love for hours. About four in the morning the wife wakes up to discover her husband is not in bed. Concerned, she searches the house and finds him sitting at the kitchen table, head in his hands, crying like a baby. She asks him what is wrong. He says, remember when your father caught us having sex in the back seat of your car and you ended up pregnant, and your father said it was either marry you or go to jail? The wife says, yes but it all worked out. The husband replies....................
Yes, but I would have gotten out of jail TODAY!!!!!!!!
