Statistics show that half of all marriages end in divorce. So what do the other half, that stay together, end in?
DEATH.
I got that from my parents who have been married for 52 years. My mom says it's 52 years. My dad says it's more like 25 non-consecutive years. Their sense of humor and 5 kids have kept them together all this time. (That and the fact that they could never agree on who gets stuck with us kids if they ever did split up..."You take em." "Oh, no you take em...")