The other version of that joke goes like this:
The Canadian asks the genie for a great job and a stable marriage. Done.
The Aussie asks the genie for a large harem of beautiful women to satisfy his every whim and fancy. Done
Bin Laden, hearing this, smiles and thinks this over. After a minute or two, he finally makes up his mind and tells the genie, "That sounds like a pretty good idea, except I would like to be white, and completely surrounded by exotic Arab women.
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
