Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
Aussie engineer - were working together when they come across a lantern .
One of them rubbed it and a Genie popped out. "I will give each of you one
wish," said the Genie.
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> > The Canadian said, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm.
I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
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> > POOOOFF! In the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever fertile for farming.
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> > Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a high wall
around Afghanistan, Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,
Americans or Australians can come into our precious lands."
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> > POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a
huge wall around those countries.
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> > The Aussie engineer said, "I 'm curious. Tell me more about
this wall."
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> > The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500
feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or
out - it's virtually impenetrable."
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> > The Aussie cracked open a beer, smiled and said, "My wish -
fill it with water."
