I had to post this because I am so mad

that I can't see straight (can barely type). I wanted to ask for suggestions on handling an absurd problem.
My wife just called to tell me that she saw one of the construction workers from across the street walk onto our property and use our shrubs for an outhouse.
All I want to do is take a 2x4 and teach him some AMERICAN

manners and lessons on respect. But, I know where that will get me.
I know they will be gone when I get home, so I am trying to find a solution for tomorrow.
Has anyone else dealt with anything like this?
Sorry about this post, but I had to vent somewhere.
Eric