Nah, you need the real deal - the ones that never sleep peacefully
Here's a sneak peek; Amanda (age 1.5) snags Benjamin's (age 5) Gameboy, and starts running with it through the DR and LR, so Benjamin tackles her to get the game back. Amanda crys.... Amanda is watching a video sitting on her little rocking chair, Benjamin wants to watch his CARS dvd, so he changes it around & pulls his rocking chair in front of Amanda's - just to block her view of the video she didn't want to watch.... Amanda crys.... This is just within 5 minutes of time.... what's Valentine's day???
Why don't I get any work done on the Yenko???
So, you finally get them fed, bathed, read to, and asleep, relax with the wife for a little while, do some reading.... 2:00am Benjamin pukes all over his bed. So, one re-bathes him while the other one strips his bed and starts the washing machine, and prepares the spare bedroom for him to sleep. 6:00am Amanda wakes up cheery and smiling, I lift her out of her crib - she pukes all over me..... So starts another day.
Rob's turn
