Campaign donations are accepted, and shall be used for purposes deemed worthy by above mentioned candidate.
Personal checks are accepted, shoe boxs of cash are preferred.
Class, religion, or race shall play no part in this administration, and all shall be sumarily, and equally addressed as hey stupid. Special designations shall be for those who disagree with me, and shall be addressed as hey dumba$$.
Photo shoot within the first 100 hours for Girls gone wild./thongs in the reflecting pool.
Please donate now. I think I'm gonna need rehab for something.
