Welllllll......listen here you young whipersnapper........I'll tell you a thing or too...............
When I went off to college my Pop gave me the "talk". He told me if it was too hard to keep my fly zipped up, remember a rubber is cheaper than getting married! I can remember the exact place on the road and the car we were in when he told me that!! I know what they're called, even if I never used the damn things....
