Very wise man...makes perfect sense! .
Instead of handing out the Farewell cheques, I've always thought there should be a plastic widget plant in every town? . You ain't working and need dough, no problem...just show up every day and put your time in making widgets! . You're tired from working each day so go to bed every night (instead of sleeping days and up partying nights like on the dole)...and at the end of the week you get a paycheque! . Then the plant melts the widgets down over the weekend to make 'em all again next week!

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Aside from the Doc, I've never been asked to do any urine tests!

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~ Pete