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Old 04-21-2006, 06:18 AM
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Three rich men were boasting about their wealth while on the golf course.
The first man says,"My property is so big,it would take days to cut all the grass".
The second man says,"My property is so big,I could land a 747 airplane on it".
The third man says,"My property is so big,if I wanted to drive my car across it,by the time the sun was setting in the west,you still wouldn't have crossed the property line yet".

The caddy looked up and said,"I own a car like that too..".
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