I saw this on foxnews.com and thought I'd share it.
I hope no one is offended. It's just fun.....
Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt:
And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is:
(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).
First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:
* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
Then calculate this:
* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.
