While reading the post on the poision ivy I remembered a joke some of you might like!
One day a Preist was walking down the sidewalk and ran into LITTLE JOHNNY! Johnny had a quart jar of clear liquid and the Preist asked Johnny what he had in the jar! Johnny replied "Oh Father" this jar is filled with the most powerful liquid in the world! The Preist replied well you must have a jar of Holy Water there,you know Johnny that two drops of Holy water on a pregnant womans tummy and she will pass a baby.Little Johnny said "OH NO Father" it is not Holy water! It is TURPENTINE and two drops of this on a cat's ass and it will pass a HARLEY!
Bobby Dodson