[Born30YrsLate]

I can relate to this one..."Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire"...
Back in my younger days a buddy of mine and I went into a Hardee's for supper and they just happened to be having a big grease fire as we were in there...well, we didn't want to leave until we got our food...so to get us out they filled two bags full of french fries and whatever other burgers they had on that warming shelf thingy...so we kindly left the building but sat on the curb in the parking lot and ate our "complementary" food while watching the fire men do their thing...Simply Minds Simple Pleasures in a small Wisconsin town...