This is along the same lines...
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<font color="red">Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Mustard........................................... ......check
Cheetos........................................... .......check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................ch eck
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser......................................... .check
Red Dog.............................................ch eck
20 oz 7up...........................................chec k
Misc. other cans of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your chick (and booze) on...check
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