I have one Nigerian idiot currently trying to "buy" one of my cars. I told him I can only deposit large amounts due to banking regulations so he has to send me double the amount. Of course at the last minute I told him my bank only takes Western Union so he'll have to send that and then I will send him a cashier check for the over amount after I ship the car overnight to him. I use the same misspellings he does and used the address of the local FBI office as the mailing address. I told him my name was Mr. Eff Beyigh (say it fast)_
