[Xplantdad]

With apologies to KDKB (a radio station here in Phoenix) here in Phoenix...some post Christmas cheer.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson and Santa alike?
A: They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks!!

Q: If the answer is Fox news and a horny midget, what’s the question?
A: Name two things that lean towards Bush!!!!!

Q: If the answer is bedroom, what's the question?
A: What is Star Jones husband going to miss every night when he goes to bed?

Q: Did you hear all the baseball players on steroids are getting together?
A: Yea, It’s called the All Star game!!!!

Q: What does Mike Tyson do for fun on the Weekends?
A: Fights traffic!!

Q: What's foreplay in (insert city of your choice here)?
A: Do you have change for a 20?

Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson is in a new movie?
A: Boys on the Hood!!!!!!


Bruce