( MODS: It's OK to move this to the Scams & Ripoffs discussion, but I wanted it to be out in the General Lounge area for all to see first.
Please?) 
I had a friend who's a drag racer get ripped on eBay by a scamming woman from Ohio. He lost 100 bucks.
I also had a Nigerian offer me $2500 for a car I wasn't selling.
I decided to have the Nigerian send his bogus check to the scamming woman in Ohio. He sent her $5000 via UPS and wants the $2500 balance forwarded back.
Scammer versus scammer!
Next, my buddy, "Butch," sells destroyed laptops to Nigerians who send him fake checks. He calls them <font color="green">ANUS LAPTOPS </font> (You can see his fake website at
www.anuslaptops.com )
I emailed the Nigerian and told him he had to call my shipping clerk, “BUTCH” and Butch would sell him a laptop for only $500 and return the balance of $2000 to him.
I told him if he wants a new "ANUS Laptop" for only $500 he needs to give Butch the official password:
"I want your Anus."
Well he called BUTCH today.
Listen to the beginning of this audio when he gives the password-- twice.
Classic!!!!
This is a Zip file- approx. 1.5mb and is virus free.
WARNING: THIS AUDIO HAS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE and is NOT office or kid safe:
http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefa...vid/davidm.zip
Enjoy!
Butch rules!
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