You're sandbagging!!!!
1. Cumby told me that Barnhart started your apprenticeship at SCR 6 (spycam picture attached)
2. I hear you've had a practice tree installed in your den since Thanksgiving so you didn't get rusty over the winter
3. When I tried to reach you last at MSDW they said you'd taken a sabbatical for some personal development reasons -- something about a training program in Florida at the Frank Hawley "Academy", which they said you told them was similar to that Tony Robbins guy from TV in case anybody asked...
Don't fall for it guys