[jfkheat]

Here are a few short poems to NOT give to your spouse on Valentine's Day. Enjoy, James

1) Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed

2) Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

3) I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

4) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
These describe everything you're not

5) I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

6) I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

7) I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

8) I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

9) My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way