[jus4funn68]

A 90 yr old man goes to the doctor for a check up and begins by telling the doctor"Ive never felt better in my life...I jog over a mile every day,I wash my own cars every week,I have a new bride 28 yrs old and guess what else ...she's gonna have my baby!! What do you think about that?" The doctor ponders for a moment and ask the old man "If you got up early one morning to go hunting and reached in the closet to get your rifle; instead accidently grabbed your umbrella with out noticing and went hunting anyway, and you saw large mountain lion coming down a trail...you raised your gun to shoot and when you pulled the trigger and the umbrella opened. When you looked over the umberlla and saw that the lion was dead anyway...what would you think?" The old man then pondered a second and said " Id think somebody else shot the cat". The doctor looked over his glasses at the old man and said... "Exactly"